{"body":[{"id":"35020778982342656","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"本仙是不可能再破壳一次的。"},{"id":"35021123670245376","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"欸？"},{"id":"35021123670245377","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我不是恋童癖啊……"},{"id":"35021123670245378","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我对小屁孩不感兴趣。"},{"id":"35021123670245379","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"本仙有三万年的仙龄，不是你说的小屁孩。"},{"id":"35021123670245380","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那你是不是很厉害？"},{"id":"35021123670245381","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"可以这么说吧。"},{"id":"35021123670245382","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那你能不能带我去天庭？"},{"id":"35021123670245383","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"去那里干啥？"},{"id":"35021123670245384","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我要找月老算账！"},{"id":"35021123670245385","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"额……"},{"id":"35021123670245386","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"好吧，我也想去请教一下，本尊如今该怎么办才能不是这般小孩模样。"},{"id":"35021123670245387","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"走走走，小颢尧，咱快点走吧。"},{"id":"35021123670245388","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"行！"},{"id":"35021123670245389","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"不过……我有一个问题。"},{"id":"35021123670245390","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我好像并不会飞？"},{"id":"35021123670245391","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"这简单。"},{"id":"35021123670245392","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你把眼睛闭上。"},{"id":"35021123670245393","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"数三个数。"},{"id":"35021123670245394","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"这样就行了？这样我就会飞了？"},{"id":"35021123670245395","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"闭上吧。"},{"id":"35021123670245396","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"好吧。"},{"id":"35021123670245397","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"1"},{"id":"35021123670245398","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"2"},{"id":"35021123670245399","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"3"},{"id":"35021123670245400","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"好了，睁开吧。"},{"id":"35021123670245401","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"卧槽，这就到天庭了？"},{"id":"35021123670245402","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"林幺七盯着眼前的月老殿，似乎确实有些眼熟。再抬头看了一下旁边的张颢尧，发现并没有男小孩。

  卧槽……这货把我一个人丢上来？！

  这么不讲义气的吗？

  她再转身往左边一看，发现了一个————美男子！！！

  这才是仙男啊！！！"},{"id":"35021123670245403","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"仙君，我想问一下，你有没有看见一个小屁孩，大概这么高的样子。"},{"id":"35021123670245404","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"嗯？！"},{"id":"35021123670245405","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"林幺七，你是眼睛瞎了吗？"},{"id":"35021123670245406","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"连我都认不出来了。"},{"id":"35021123670245407","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你……"},{"id":"35021123670245408","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你竟然是张颢尧？？？"},{"id":"35021123670245409","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"男大十八变啊！！！"},{"id":"35021123670245410","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哦对，你好像并没有见过本仙这副模样。"},{"id":"35021123670245411","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"月老从殿里出来了，站在林幺七身后，准备给张颢尧行礼。"},{"id":"35021123670245412","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"张颢尧给他做了一个“免礼”的手势。"},{"id":"35021123670245413","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哟，月老大人来了啊？"},{"id":"35021123670245414","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"小仙这厢有礼了。"},{"id":"35021123670245415","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"34816555452482811","content":"颢尧仙君免礼。"},{"id":"35021123670245416","sort":41984,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"不知此番来本仙这里意欲何为啊？"},{"id":"35021123670245417","sort":43008,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我……"},{"id":"35021123670245418","sort":44032,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"是我要来这里的。"},{"id":"35021123670245419","sort":45056,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"林幺七姑娘，好久不见啊。"},{"id":"35021123670245420","sort":46080,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"近来可好？"},{"id":"35021123670245421","sort":47104,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"呵呵……"},{"id":"35021123670245422","sort":48128,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"月老头，我问你一个问题。"},{"id":"35021123670245423","sort":49152,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"请说！"},{"id":"35021123670245424","sort":50176,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"这货在凡间终于破壳了。"},{"id":"35021123670245425","sort":51200,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"可是……竟然是个屁大点的孩子。"},{"id":"35021123670245426","sort":52224,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你说话，女孩子家家的，能不能不要那么粗俗？"},{"id":"35021123670245427","sort":53248,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我……"},{"id":"35021123670245428","sort":54272,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"行吧"},{"id":"35021123670245429","sort":55296,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"就只是一个孩子，这仙缘还该怎么结？"},{"id":"35021123670245430","sort":56320,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"这……"},{"id":"35021123670245431","sort":57344,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"月老大人，我这何时能回归天庭啊，真的是一刻都不想在凡间多待。"},{"id":"35021123670245432","sort":58368,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"按理说，不出意外的话，你破壳应该是个三十一岁的男子才对，这怎么成了孩子了？"},{"id":"35021123670245433","sort":59392,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"啊？那这个有售后吗？"},{"id":"35021123670245434","sort":60416,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"能退换吗？"},{"id":"35021123670245435","sort":61440,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你想换谁？"},{"id":"35021123670245436","sort":62464,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我……"},{"id":"35021123670245437","sort":63488,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"换个普通凡人也行啊！"},{"id":"35021123670245438","sort":64512,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"不行。"},{"id":"35021123670245439","sort":65536,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那现在有什么办法能让他赶快长大？"},{"id":"35021123670245440","sort":66560,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"对，这才是正事。"},{"id":"35021123670245441","sort":67584,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"共枕一晚，百年修得共枕眠。"},{"id":"35021123670245442","sort":68608,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你……TMD一定是在逗我？！"},{"id":"35021123670245443","sort":69632,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"这……有些为难啊？有没有其他办法。"},{"id":"35021123670245444","sort":70656,"type":1,"role":"34816492385909837","content":"别无他法，共枕一晚，能把这百年缘分补圆满。"},{"id":"35021123670245445","sort":71680,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"张颢尧给月老偷偷的比了一个“厉害”的手势。再故作一脸嫌弃地看着林幺七。"},{"id":"35021123670245446","sort":72704,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"好吧好吧，那就先回去睡觉。"},{"id":"35021123670245447","sort":73728,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"……睡……睡觉？"}],"sentencecount":73}