{"body":[{"id":"35182530151841792","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你在干嘛，为什么给脸上涂那么多瓶瓶罐罐的东西？"},{"id":"35182530151841793","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"大惊小怪干嘛呀？！"},{"id":"35182530151841794","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我口红都涂歪了，别打扰我，手残党画个妆起码一个小时，我容易嘛我！"},{"id":"35182530151841795","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"张颢尧拿手在林幺七面前一晃。"},{"id":"35182530151841796","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"打了个响指。"},{"id":"35182530151841797","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"嘿，猪幺，看这里。"},{"id":"35182530151841798","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"嗯？！"},{"id":"35182530151841799","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"什么事？"},{"id":"35182530151841800","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你大爷的，你才是猪妖。"},{"id":"35182530151841801","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"不啊，是“猪幺”不是猪妖。"},{"id":"35182530151841802","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"不准把“猪”那种字用在我身上。"},{"id":"35182530151841803","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"不啊，猪多可爱，圆乎乎的。"},{"id":"35182530151841804","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"噗哈哈哈……"},{"id":"35182530151841805","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你起开，一边去，快把镜子还给我。"},{"id":"35182530151841806","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哦哦哦，给你，猪……噢不……幺七 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  内心窃喜：“是啊，还不止欠了一辈子呢。”

  "},{"id":"35182530151841854","sort":63488,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"那个……幺七，有事可以叫我啊。"},{"id":"35182530151841855","sort":64512,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"真的吗？"},{"id":"35182530151841856","sort":65536,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"什么事都可以吗？"},{"id":"35182530151841857","sort":66560,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"额……我能力范围内，理论上是这样的。"},{"id":"35182530151841858","sort":67584,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那成。"},{"id":"35182530151841859","sort":68608,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我能麻烦你一件事吗？"},{"id":"35182530151841860","sort":69632,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"什么事？"},{"id":"35182530151841861","sort":70656,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"麻烦你今天离我远一点！"},{"id":"35182530151841862","sort":71680,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我真担心自己随时原地爆炸。"},{"id":"35182530151841863","sort":72704,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"这样啊？你们人类还能原地爆炸？"},{"id":"35182530151841864","sort":73728,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"……"}],"sentencecount":73}